February 2012
this has to be the stupidest but funniest thing i have ever seen
cannolis:
always use good grammar during facebook fights because you know there will always be that one person without a comeback who will call you out on your lack of commas
I just woke up. Its 1:30. Life is good
tanyabaxter:
I would like to be white for just one day to see how weird it is.
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
in-my-scarecrow-dreams asked: ur 2 funany
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My tumblr is a wasteland of failed of text posts
segregaytion:
he’s seen more shit that a war veteran
The chance I actually have to sleep early. And I decide to fucking sleep at 3 am. I’m retarded.
doomf:
If they made a movie about my life they would literally have to cut out my teen years entirely or make something up because I’ve done nothing but sext, masturbate, go to school, and sit at a computer and laugh at text posts the entire time
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Dear God,
Please let there be a snow day
From,
Everyone (except Nickleback fans)